Katie Zacharia's tragic astrology

Katie Zacharia's dreams of White House largesse wilted almost immediately

Oh dear, oh dear

I almost feel sorry for Katie Zacharia – who now holds the record for the shortest stint as the White House Press Secretary in history. Her one and only appearance, on October 13, was tragic and people have suggested she should be in a Legally Blonde movie.

Was Katie Zacharia's tragic astrology by design?

There are only two possibilities here – either Katie was exposed to one of the worst lumps of bad luck in Presidential media history, or the whole thing was engineered by someone who understands astrology.

The Fallen Angel

Her position was announced on October 9, when transiting Saturn was exactly square her natal Jupiter. Jupiter represents good luck and dreams coming true – the poor woman had hoped to work for Trump for a long time and she expected it to last.

When Saturn comes in to square Jupiter like that it represents a frustrating tragedy affecting your luck. It is called the Fallen Angel transit.

This is more than enough to make Katie Zacharia's astrology tragic.

The Saturn to Jupiter transit represented the tragic loss of her dream job

The square was 00:00 exact on the morning of the announcement and still very much in effect when she made her disastrous debut. Jupiter also represents “the law” and it was an added embarrassment when it turned out she was not, in fact, a lawyer.

To make things worse for her, transiting Saturn was also parallel her Sun, building to exact on October 26 – this is also a bad transit.

Was this White House ineptitude?

A person who is experiencing a Saturn-Jupiter square transit and Saturn parallel their Sun should never be hired for any position anywhere at that critical time.

It draws in bad luck like a 50 Megaton vacuum cleaner.

The Founding Fathers

It wasn’t always like this in the USA – the Magi Society has amassed convincing evidence that Benjamin Franklin used astrology to select the date for signing the Declaration of Independence – and if somebody of his ilk was at the White House this month, then the hiring of Katie would not have taken place.

So if you want to take better advantage of “fate” than President Trump has done in this case, you could contact me and I’ll let you know if your job-start date will be a disaster or not.